So I should probably be more aware of who is within earshot when I decide to let loose. Suddenly realizing you're singing "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne when the room is completely silent except for you is not fun, I promise you. However, if I could get about 2 or 3 willing participants (I'm looking at YOU Ben, AK, and DP) to sync our MP3 players of choice with a particular playlist, I think some interesting things could happen.

Who wouldn't laugh at 4 people breaking out into the Soulja Boy dance out of nowhere? I see boundless comedic potential.

- Grigs-b

But shawty I'ma hit it (hit it) like I can't miss
And he can't do this
And he don't do that
Shawty need a refund, need to bring that nigga back

Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad. I could have sworn I had a little interest. Anyways, the important thing is that they didn't cheer me up, cause my grades still suck more than I'd like them to.

And hoooly shit, I got reviewed! Someone actually took the time to express their opinion about this pile of shit I try and pass off as comedy! Thanks Aarin, truly you understand my greatness.

In other news, Super Smash Brothers has raped the dorm pretty hard, lately. I think we have all the characters now though, so it's wave of destruction may be complete. It's terrible grip may yet lift. Kelchner has asked me if I'd like to make some forums for my comic, since apparently I'm getting hits out the ass and my comments are still broke as fuck. I'll think about it. Really I couldn't see it being much of anything other than a nice little meeting spot to shoot the shit or whatever, but maybe we'll see.

- Grigs-b

That's when I can't hold my shit within
so I shit on myself
Cause I'm so sick and tired
of shitting on everybody else

NEW COMIC BITCHES. Ya damn right. So I know I haven't updated a lot this month, or at all. But I haven't really done much of anything constructive this month so piss off. I deliver the lulz to you and you will like them no matter HOW infrequently I do it.

So I just got word from Ben and AK that my comic has received an average of 657 unique visitors per day. Hoooooly dogshit I don't know how I'm pulling in those kind of numbers but I just want to say thank you all, whoever the fuck you are, for visiting my comic and reading my rantings via stick figure. I greatly appreciate it. Keep visiting and hopefully one day I'll have fixed the comments section so I can actually get some feedback from all you Anonymous fuckers.

- Grigs-b

And I know that ain't fair, but I don't care
I'm a motha fuckin Cash Money millionaire
I know that ain't fair, but I don't care
I'm a motha fuckin Cash Money millionaire

Actually it's not really bad news at all... I think I actually DID fix the comments now..so try leaving one.

I know I said that I fixed them last time and it didn't fix them last time but this time I think i actually fixed them so leave a comment dammit.

- Grigs-b
I am the beast
Feed me rappers or feed me beats
I'm untamed, I need a leash
I'm insane, I need a shrink

So I know I haven't been updating a lot blah blah blah blah and I know I had to be yelled at by my roomates to make this one blah blah blah FUCK you...okay!? FUCK you. I don't need this shit, I'm so goddamn popular you loathesome fuckers will continue to read it no matter HOW long I take to update BAHAHA-well that's not true....it wasn't nice of me to take my anger out on you all like that, I apologize.

So I actually made this bitch about a month ago, and just sorta forgot I made it. So, technically, I still haven't done any work on the comic in about a month...but you get new stuff anyways!

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE: I THINK I fixed the comments...so please God leave some. Honestly the lack of me being able to see comments is what caused my procrastination, and it's you guys who keep me going on this. If this didn't fix it I'll tell AK to take a look at it, but I think I got it. So leave me some comments, they're what keep me making these things. (Read: It's good to know I'm loved ;~;)

- Grigs-b

I’m Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on the
TV for strippin' on the streets’
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I swear to God, I've been drinking them since the game ended, I'm going to get cancer from this I know it. As soon as any of you bastards get a youtube link to Belichick's post game press conference please send it to me as soon as you can. I just want to say that I couldn't be happier as to the end of the Superbowl, I was expecting a massive blowout and the Giants happily surprised me. Thank God I don't have to hear about how the Patriots are our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ returned to Earth to show us the error of our ways.

It could have only been better if Belichick had let loose his force powers on the crowd as he stormed out like a bitch before the last play was run.

- Grigs-b

Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme MORAH

So shopping for jeans is a confusing process to say the least. What is the difference between these 9 different types of low cuts? And what is this 'boot' cut that they speak of. I do not wear boots, yet these boot cuts seem to fit me perfectly fine, in fact I'm wearing one right now.

Oh and yes, I did insinuate that I have a small penis. Unfortunately, I couldn't satisfy a field mouse.

- Grigs-b

From the nigga to the baller, never satisfied
So the money got you doing shit that'll fuck up your pride
You ain't a hoe, you just really trying to get by
Every day looking up at the sky

I swear to God, the bitch said this 3 hours before the fucking news. There should be a law against shit like this. Imagine being me, watching television, and some fuckass comes on and tells me that my 37" Sony has murdered, in cold blood, a young child. The reporter has not told me how to prevent my Sony from murdering my loved ones or, God forbid, me.

So I just saw Sweeney Todd and I must say, for a musical it's pretty badass. Hence the new avatar by the way... u liek it? No? Well piss off. Maybe I'll keep it, maybe I'll switch to something else. Who knows? I do recommend checking out the movie though, I quite enjoyed it.

- Grigs-b

There's a hole in the world
Like a great black pit
And it's filled with people
Who are filled with shit

Can be quite tough when there are ignorant assholes abound. The saddest part is, the object of my hatred in today's comic is actually a fellow employee. Luckily, I was still able to sell the protection plan because that's just the sort of Bad Mother Fucker that I am.

FUN FACT: this is the first comic drawn with my newly purchased Wacom Tablet. I recently got myself a Bamboo with money acquired from my jorb at CCity, and it is pretty fun to play with. I've actually already made the next comic with it as well (and actually drew it first). I feel like I've finally gotten the hang of using it and I can make comics much faster this way.

We'll see how long my new toy holds my interest.

- Grigs-b

So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover
Shorty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her,
Like a pornography poster

So there I am, minding my own fucking business, when shit starts to go down. I considered making this a two-parter, but figured it would just be 6+ panels of me shoving my cock into someone's face. Then I thought that only 6 panels wouldn't be nearly enough so I considered a trilogy. I'm sure we're all eager to find out how it will end up aren't we?

FINALS! Fucking finals! Finals out my ass and I should be doing a 12 page paper right now instead of this. The fact that my dorm is flooded because of some asshat deciding that it would be a GRAND-FUCKING-IDEA to hang shit on a water sprinkler, having it burst and flood half of the god damned building ONE WEEK BEFORE FINALS sorta pisses me off. So now I am back in Roanoke attempting to learn enough to pass this semester.

I mean I can't fail out now..I have to stay in long enough to get my revenge. And as we all know, the best revenge takes time, planning, and a whole-lotta lube.

- Grigs-b

Under the sea, under the sea
Darlin’ it’s better
Down where it’s wetter,
Take it from me

Yes, yes. I know Thanksgiving was several days ago, and I am late on making another comic. I'd apologize for that, but I don't give a shit. I do this shit for me, son. Start paying me to make these things and I'll make them on a MWF basis. Maybe I should come out with some shirts or some shit to sell, there's gotta be someone who will buy one. Any ideas or suggestions? Leave a comment you fuckers, or email me...or message me...or...ya know..talk to me...what-tha-fuck ever.

So after Thanksgiving I got to come back and work a 12 hour shift at Circuit City on Black Friday. Let me tell you, there are few things in this world better than seeing two little old ladies almost beat each other to death over a thumb drive. We handed out vouchers for certain items before we opened (and no one told me which items those were) so I had people constantly trying to snake vouchered items by coming up without one and claiming that that particular item didn't require a voucher. We ended up with a situation where we sold 5 more computers than we actually had, and I had at least part of a hand in that cause I know one of the guys getting pissed off at the managers had been at my register. The guy getting pissed off was a douchebag with no voucher who was very rude to me for no particular reason while I was checking him out, so I felt no remorse for the inconvenience this man experienced. I swear to god I saw that dude on and off for my entire 12 hour shift..and he was back in there SATURDAY for at least 4 hours.

Serves the fucker right, lying to my ass about that computer not needing a voucher. How'd your weekend work out for you fucker? 16 hours in a Circuit City standing around? Sounds like a grand time, hope you had fun.

- Grigs-b

And then on our next date,
well I could bring my flatmate,
I'm not quite sure if Stewart's seen ya,
but maybe we could double-team ya.

This comic was birthed out of the inane ramblings I happened to have with my good friend Peyton during our biweekly quest to obtain free food. However, we were once again thwarted by the laziness of the coffee shop workers and their tendency to close the place 10 minutes earlier than they're supposed to.

Oh and just so you all don't forget: Remember, remember the 5th of November, the Gunpowder Treason and plot, I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. A nice reminder for us all to never stop questioning authority, to always fight for our rights. As a wise idea once said, "People should never be afraid of their government, governments should be afraid of their people".

- Grigs-b

Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
And the whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind

They are certainly more frightening than a mere mortal like I could ever imagine. Ben and I were recently in Los Angeles for the first ever E for All Expo, and it was simply fantastic. Ben and I got to play such amazing games as Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy, Unreal 3, Guitar Hero 3, and, oh yea, METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE [FUCKING] PATRIOTS. Needless to say, we came.

We also went to a concert by Video Games Live, an orchestra that plays music from video games. Our seats were amazing and the show even more so. Hearing an orchestra play your favorite music from Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solid, World of Warcraft, Frogger, Tetris, etc, etc, etc was so amazing I can't describe it in text and do it justice. For every set they played, they introduced the creators of the game, the music, just so many fucking names. "Our next set is Frogger, and here's the fucker who invented Frogger! Give him a round of applause!" You're GODDAMNED right I'm giving him a round of applause. There were definitely two peaks to the concert, the first came when they brought out David Fucking Hayter. He was standing about 20 feet away from me...and he said Colonel...I should have brought more than 3 changes of pants, I swear to God. The second peak of the show was the encore, a heavy metal/orchestra/chorus rendition of One Winged Angel (if you have to click the link to know what I'm talking about...download the shit immediately before I kill you).

Probably one of the best weekends EVAR.

- Grigs-b

The Enrichment Center reminds you
that Android Hell is a REAL place
where you WILL be sent
at the first sign of defiance

Oddly enough, our newest adventure has nothing to do with confessions, and is only barely about elevators! What's that you say? "Bout goddamn time you released a new comic, Grigs-b"? Why, might I invite you to help yourself to this large barrel of 'Go Fuck Yourself's over there in the corner! School has had a metal prod in my ass for about a week and a half now, and I just barely removed it long enough to make this comic!

So Ben and I are going to Los-fucking-Angeles in two weeks. Needless to say I am scared out of my goddamn mind as we (mostly he) planned it and I will almost certainly have my grades suffer a great deal because of it.

Big thanks to Christian for actually posting a comment about last comic, it was definitely made of win and lulz.

- Grigs-b

She always ready,
when you want it she want it
Like a nympho, the info,
I show you where to meet her

I bet you can't guess what happens at eleven! Does impersonating XKCD make me gay? I certainly hope so! Today's comic was conceived over the weekend, as you might imagine. And a fun fact is that this comic actually uses real data for these results. Oh, and I totally whip your monkey-ass in Jessica now, AK (o/). Though one of my dormmates, AC, has a friend who just came over to play against me in Guitar Hero and ended up bending me over the nearest chair and violating me anally. Sonofabitch never missed a note, I beat him at the last second in Misirlou but I think he damn near doubled my score in YYZ, Sweet Child of Mine, and others. Our % of notes hit would both be in the 90's but his streaks would be like 400 or some insane bullshit like that.

In other news: OGAWDWHYAMIDOINGTHISINSTEADOFMYFUCKINGHOMEWORKTHATIHAVEATESTONINANHOUR

-Grigs-b

Now this whole world has no clue what to
do with us
I've got enough money in the bank for the
two of us

I believe Ice Cube said it best when he exclaimed, "FUCK the [traffic] Poh-leece". So now I've got a 40 dollar ticket I have to appeal and will STILL probably have to fucking pay cause they don't give a SHIT if I'm right or not, they just want my 40-fucking-dollars. I swear to God they should just burn whatever plans they have for the South Lawn right now and just pave the fucker into a giant parking lot, because trying to find an open space is equivalent to being repeatedly kicked in the testicles.

BUT, there is a ray of hope and justice in this world! Stephen Lynch is coming to Charlottesville September the 21st!!!1one! I've got my tickets...have you got yours? I suggest we all take a moment to bow down and thank Satan God for bestowing this wonderful blessing upon us here at UVA. I'm so happy I think I could shit.

- Grigs-b

Grand Hustle man
Mo hustles than hustle man.
But why the rubber band?
It representin the struggle man.

Oh noez! Our hero has been captured! Whatever will he do? I was actually really surprised (read: excited and happy) by how many people really liked my last comic. Could it be the fuckin' Sparta mentality still holds comedic value? Maybe the litigate in the shade was just that fucking clever? Possibly we'll never know, but a big thanks to all you guys for liking it, it really made me feel good about making these.

So I'm back at college, and of course there are hundreds of new things to make comics about, ranging from TV mishaps to my new man-purse (It's Bauer's messenger bag goddammit!). I was just watching a movie and the last frame of the current comic popped into my head and I pretty much started with that and based everything else around it. So if you really wanted to know how psychotic I am, I based this whole comic off of the last frame.

-Grigs-b

I want my bones kept next to
Someone of cultural significance,
Like Fonzie, or William Shatner.
Ha-ha, yeah,

I now bring you the second installment of my perilous quest against Adobe and my lifelong goal of not being sued for all I'm worth. Of course the value of what I'm worth may vary wildly from person to person. I can imagine the figure varies from anywhere between that one really sticky and gross penny thats sorta stuck to the bottom of the cup holder in your car, to as much as the quarter right next to it.

So I went up to see Ben and AK's apartment up at JMU, and all it really did was make me hella jealous that they have a place that cool and that they get to just fucking chill out there for 2 weeks before school even starts. However, I up at UVA barely get time to pull my dick out to take a piss before I'm shoved back into a classroom.

- Grigs-b

Work it harder
Make it better
Do it faster
Makes us stronger

Holy update fever Batman! Two comics in two days! I can't stop using exclamation points! This comic was kind of a spur of the moment thing, prompted by a mixture of confusion and rage, the likes of which the world has never seen. I must say that I'm surprised that I'm already losing touch with the current lingo of what is supposedly my generation. I also have to say that I'm already gaining that false sense of superiority that older people feel about their generation and how it was so much better and less annoying than this new breed.

To put things in perspective for the rest of you that maybe disagree about the fact that we are already becoming 'old people', let me tell you some things:

- Jurassic Park was released 14 years ago. I was five at the time. FIVE.
- Upon me raving about the new Transformers movie, my sister (who is a mere 3 years younger than me), tossed me a quizzical look and said "What's Transformers?"

- Grigs-b

I swear to God
I'm not an addict,
But I'm still at it,
dag nabbit I'm pillmatic.

Wellllll, I finally got something to make comics with again, so I proudly bring you a new comic. This comic begins the chronicle of my epic quest to not be sued, with a couple areas exaggerated for dramatic effect (read: It makes me seem more badass). This storyline will likely take about 3 comics to fully encompass it, maybe more, though I don't know yet whether I'll do them all in a row or break them up.

Right now I'm waiting on Ben or AK to call me back to give me the cpanel password, since I can't fucking remember it. So blame them for the delay in the comic being posted, even though since this news hasn't been posted yet I guess for YOU there's no delay..but it's a huge fucking delay for me and I want to stab them in the jaw. Honestly, how hard is it to answer a phone when it rings? It's not like they have to lug around a 50 pound weight or some shit, it's like 5 ounces, keep it in your fucking pocket and answer it when it rings...or vibrates for you fellas who need to be stealthy in your reception of phone calls.

I've got a shit ton of comic ideas, and since my last day of work is Thursday, hopefully I'll have enough free time that WoW won't take up every minute of it. I had a lot of fun making this latest comic, so that's typically a good indication that things will continue smoothly.

GODDAMMIT AK CALL ME BACK AFALKFJ JOFWI UAL; JKWL; RJWLR

- Grigs-b
I'm the nigga with the go head,
Fuckin' yo bitch up in yo bed
Standin' five foot 'leven
Dick crooked like a roach leg.

Okay, so the reason I haven't posted a new comic in awhile is because I received a....let's call it suggestion from Adobe and my ISP suggesting that I remove certain programs from my computer, one of which happened to be the program I used to make the comic.

SO. The plan is that I'm going to try and reacquire the software in ways that are more safe to my promise to myself that I wouldn't be sued for everything I was worth and about $500,000 dollars on top of that. As soon as I accomplish that mission comics will be back up and running, since I've got plenty of great ideas and I plan on using Raquel and Austin's. Seeing as they were kind enough to post in my last newspost and whatnot.

-Grigs-b
You're sweet but you're just four feet
And you still got your baby teeth
You're too young and I'm too well hung

So the reason I haven't updated lately is because I've had difficulties with the program I use to create my comics so I had to go find an older version of the same thing to get it working again. So now I should be back to updating a semi-irregular basis, just like old times. Most of my upcoming comics are poised to be angry rants at things such as Circuit City, management at Circuit City, and customers at Circuit City.

This is why I have decided to give you, the reader, a chance to stem the inevitable tide of anger and ranting that may spew forth from my maw. In the comments section under this post, which has been woefully unused except by Ben and AK since the new layout came out, I want you to post what you think I should make a comic about. These suggestions can be anything you can pull out of that seeping blackness you call your mind. Just click the 'Comments' link at the bottom of this post to view other people's ideas and add one of your own.

Hurry up, why are you still reading this? Post now dammit, NOW I SAY.

-Grigs-b

Don't get it twisted,
I'll break ya jaw
And you'll be sippin' fried chicken
Through a Crazy-Straw

If you were there...you would have shat bricks. Really there's nothing fucking funny about any of this, I'm still traumatized all to fuck. If Ben and AK hadn't been there I probably would just be curled up in a corner crying at this very moment. I emptied half a bottle of bug killer onto the little bastards and they just. Kept. Coming.

Also: Check out these Youtube videos. This guy who does the Cute with Chris stuff is fucking hilarious.
Buy You a Draank
Interview with T-Pain
Paris Hilton Interview from Jail

- Grigs-b

While you was kissin on it
I could behind her dribben baby
Talkin bout I be wack girl
But im so cool wit it

As I stated in my last post, the topic of today's addition to the comic family is an area of discussion that Aaron and I approach frequently. These conversations have taken place in the home, the car, and even such locales as our local supermarket and mall. If you didn't know us you'd honestly think we wanted each other to die on a daily basis.

So I've gotten a bit back into Oblivion. I'm trying out a Monk which is like a Hand-to-Hand/Archer person thingy. So far I've spent my time getting my ass handed to me by NPCs who realize that Sword > Wrist Flesh.

WoW still consumes my soul, my guild is hoping to do some SSC and Tempest Keep later on this week. Being an officer is stressful stuff, I get tells constantly from people asking me the dumbest shit ever. I have to deal with people who somehow managed to level a character 69 times and still don't know the basic functions of their class just so those of us who DO know what the fuck they're doing can have a chance to progess in the fucking game.

On a completely separate note, I miss my crazy Spanish lady and I can't wait to see her again next weekend. I'm worried about what we're going to do though since I showed her literally everything halfway interesting there was to do in Roanoke last time. It's too bad that I suck at anything that might even be remotely pleasurable for her...otherwise I'd just stick to that.

-Grigs-b
You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.

So Aaron and I just had a giant fight cause he's a fucking douchebag and I'm right. I kindly asked why he hadn't put the site up for reals yet and he yells at me telling me it's because I haven't written this newspost, and then he starts calling me all these horrible horrible things. Hes just yelling at me calling me shit like a Jew-Nazi...just terrible racist shit.

SO here's the news, our newest adventure delves into the New York subway system and the horrors and hilarity that are sure to ensue.

-Grigs-b
This town, is a lonely town
not the only town, like this...town
This town, is a make you town
Or a break you town, and bring you down-town.

Well well, finally a new New York comic. This is almost verbatim an actual conversation I had with Raquel while trying to drive through New York traffic. Which, if you have a chance to experience this.....fucking skip it...seriously...It made me want to shit myself. If I had had a way to kill myself in a way that would make it less painful I would have, but I had no spoons to shove through my eye.

So AK, Ben, and I have recently taken to bringing our towers to each others houses in order to facilitate our progress with the website, LFG, etc. Unfortunately, we're all extremely lazy and it just turns in to a LAN party, which is pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. And we know it! Unfortunately we're just lazy enough so that it doesn't motivate us to change our ways.

Also, Battlefield 2142 is still fucking awesome

-Grigs-b

Neva had my jaw broken but his jaw i bust and i
Probly got ya girlfriend on my bus wat happened
On my bus stays on my bus

Today's comic is an exploration of the depths of my dickery, and how far I'm truly willing to go to be a douchebag.

It turns out it's a long way.

I'll have more New York comics up soon. This one just sort of overtook me after very important questions were asked between me and my friends while we were all hanging out tonight. That's really all I have to say for this one, so I'll talk to this empty space next time I make a comic, that is if I live to make a new one.

-Grigs-b

Yo Ho, Yo Ho!
A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho!
A pirate's life for me

So I just got back from a trip to New York, and it was chock full of comic-y goodness as I expected. Expect a series of these New York thingies, you'll probably want me to die after I finish them cause you'll be sick of hearing about the York of Great Newness.

I recently got into a mod for Half-Life 2 called Goldeneye: Source, and it's bringing back some serious nostalgia for the game. These guys have both the soundtrack (which is an amazing recreation of original songs and remixes of them) and the full game available for download. It's still in beta, currently, but it's fun as hell.

Also, Benhamine and AK convinced me to pick up Battlefield: 2142. I just finished installing it, so I'll be sure to report how I find it as soon as I play it.

-Grigs-b

O Party Party Party
I wanna have a Party
I need to have a Party
You better have a Party

Ah, college students. Every year comes that inevitable day when every student's parents find out just what the fuck their child has been doing all year. Hilarity is always sure to ensue.

I'd like to be able to tell all 3 of you that read this comic that I was insanely busy or that I just didn't have time to make a comic..truth is I've just been a lazy fuck. It happens, sorry. Luckily I sat down with some extra special free time today and this comic idea just burst into my head. Hopefully that'll happen with a little more frequency as we get closer and closer to that stressful exam period.

Oh yea, and its really good to know what kind of fucking friends I have..good to know that my good pals Benhamine and AK will just let me get socked in the nuts about 9 times over without telling me an important, nay vital secret my opponent is keeping. I guess the best I can hope for is that I'm a better friend to them than this Smalls person, as I weep (though am secretly grateful) for his inability to have children. A sad day for him..probably a step up for the human race as a whole.

- Grigs-b

asato ma sad gamaya
tamaso ma jyotir gamaya
mrtyor mamrtam gamaya

Okay, so hopefully I'll be able to get back on schedule with my comics now. Hell Month(TM) is finally over and I actually DON'T have to pull an all nighter for the first time in three weeks. I'm heading out today to buy a new G15 keyboard for my computer since I apparently left mine sitting in a pool of various carbonated beverages for a few days.

Today's comic is a fun romp through the delicious cornucopia of the English language, complete with all the trouble that it can get you into. Enjoy, bitches.

- Grigs-b

Hey there, Mister, gimme some cash
I'm high as hell and I'm ready to blast

So, I've been completely raped by school lately. I've had I think 6 tests, 2 papers, and more to come next week. On top of that, the backspace on my keyboard is broken, which really doesn't seem like TOO big a deal right? I mean, just don't mess up typing. EXCEPT, when you KNOW you can't mess up...you mess up EVERY..GODDAMN..LETTER. Fucking kill me.

So yea, new comic up for you mindless sheep who follow me like a goddamn fucking Mesiah. You know you do, denying it only makes you want me more.

-Grigs-b

The fence is too high to jump in jail
Too low to dig, I might just touch hell
HOT! Get a life, now they on sale

'm fighting a bout with insomnia again and it's touching me in places. So while I was unable to sleep I figured I'd whip up a new comic for you all to enjoy in the morning.

Oh yea, Ben and AK still haven't given my admin access back..SO I CAN'T ADD THE COMIC IN..BAHAHAH JOKES ON YOU SUCKAS. In all seriousness I'll put it up as soon as I'm able. It's funny too..you're really missing out.

UPDATE: Okay, the comic should be up for your viewing pleasure, enjoy bitches.

And whenever I'm sad,
you say it's not so bad,
for every problem there's a "Final Solution"

Finally posted the latest installment of the comic. Sorry it took so long, I was busy getting anally violated by my homework, which is coincidentally a topic of the latest comic. I'll probably either edit this post or make a new one tomorrow with some actual content, or maybe not, I'm not here to fucking impress you.

-Grigs-b

Hi, my name is
Huh?
My name is
What?
My name is

In today's adventure, I discuss several of those things that we all absolutely loathe about communal living. This is by no means a complete list, as to enumerate all the things that make me want to shit myself would take so long that the internet would cease to exist before we hit the midway point. Expect a followup comic sometime as I got a ton of ideas from people in the hall.

So I picked up God of War 2 the other day, and I think it would suffice to say that Kratos IS the Spartan Jack Bauer. If you value violence to an extreme degree in a beautiful and artistically gory manner, then you have to pick this up. Kratos destroys a city, beats the shit out of the Colossus of Rhodes (going so far as to go inside him and eat his innards for a delicious snack), and tells Zeus to go fuck himself. Keep in mind that this is the first 30 minutes of the game, it only gets better from there.

- Grigs-b

She likes me
She say she needs me
Say she wants me
Cause I'm the shit